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My One and Only Pick-Up Line About The Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) That I Have Due To Being Slutty In My Gay Youth: "The Catch of the Day!"
I have HIV*, Herpes** and HPV*** and, so, I
guess that makes me "The Catch of the Day,"
depending upon what you might catch! LOL
-Paul Whiting
(a.k.a., Poet, Artist and Philosopher)
"I am the poet who thinks that he knows it!"
My One And Only Pick-Up Line About The Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) That I Have Due To Being Slutty In My Gay Youth: I have HIV, Herpes and also HPV, so I guess that means that I am the 'Catch of the Day' depending upon what you might catch! LOL –Paul Whiting (written April 22nd, 2012 and revised October 6th, 2022)
My Philosophical Notes:
The reason that I wrote this 'joke' can be summed up with the following statement: To say that I was "just a little bit slutty" in my gay youth—which was from about my early twenties to my early thirties—would be an understatement to the same degree of saying that the world-famous American pianist, singer, and actor Liberace was "just a little bit flamboyant!"
So, contained within the 'sexual promiscuity' of my gay youth—with literally hundreds, if not thousands, of gay men—over multiple years, and through multiple sexual encounters, I contracted multiple sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) that are too numerous to mention, but which include Herpes, Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV) and Human Papillomavirus (HPV)—for which I am currently receiving medical treatment!
And thus, I stopped being 'sexually promiscuous' once I contracted HIV (and later on, I found out that I also had Herpes and HPV), so that I would not spread the STDs.
Therefore, the 'joke,' so to speak, is that my one and only pick up line is: "I am 'the catch of the day' depending upon what you might catch!"
And this 'joke' was only published on my "Poet, Artist and Philosopher" blog.
This 'joke' was written in Portland, Oregon.
-Paulee
*"HIV" from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia—which is funded primarily through donations from millions of individuals around the world, including this blogger (I make a totally affordable monthly donation):
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV
**"Human papillomavirus" from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that is funded primarily through donations from millions of individuals around the world, including this Poet, Artist and Philosopher:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_papillomavirus
***"Herpes genitalis" from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that is funded primarily through donations from millions of individuals around the world, including this Poet, Artist and Philosopher:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes_genitalis
This "Poet, Artist and Philosopher" Post No. 110 was edited on December 6th, 2023
