Post No. 010: My Easter Commentary On Mary's Virginity

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The Immaculate Conception Was
Really "Asexual Reproduction!"

The Virgin Mary Really Was A Virgin. For, She Is The Goddess Of All Creation—Because She Is "A God" Who Is Female (Which Is "A Goddess"). And She Gave Birth To Jesus The Christ Through "Asexual Reproduction!"

-Paul Whiting
(a.k.a., Poet, Artist and Philosopher)
"I am the poet who thinks that he knows it!"

My Philosophical Notes:

The reason that I wrote this prose can be summed up with the following statement: I truly do believe that the reason Mary, The Mother Of God, was a "virgin" is because She gave birth to Her Son, Jesus The Christ through asexual reproduction. Thus, the birth of Jesus Christ really was a "virgin birth," since Mary is The Goddess Of All Creation, because She is "A God" who is female (which is "A Goddess").

In other words, "God The Father" is married to "Goddess The Mother" and they are both deities, which is why they sexually reproduce differently than humans do; therefore, Mary gave birth as "a virgin," because She is capable if asexual reproduction as a Goddess: and She need only think of Her love for Her Husband, The Father Of God, and—"Poof!"—She can become pregnant.

And this prose was only published on my "Poet, Artist and Philosopher" blog.

This prose was written in Portland, Oregon.

-Paulee

This "Poet, Artist and Philosopher" Post No. 010 was edited on April 15th, 2024.

"Prose is using all of the words that are necessary in order to describe all that is necessary to describe." –Paul Whiting [June 1st, 2022]

Post No. 009: For April Fools' Day 2011 — "I'm a Fool Who Fell in Love"

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I'm a Fool Who Fell in Love!
(Or, "For All The Fools Who Fall in Love")

On days like this, I will often say with a sigh, "What a fool am I!" For, my heart used to be so strong, but I'm full of foolish song. And I shouldn't yearn for him each day, since I was a fool to fall and get that way—which must be true, because everyone says I'm a fool to be pinning the whole day through! And even though "he's a fool and don't I know it...but a fool can have his charms," I still feel so safe in his loving arms. Yet, I will withhold my loving sighs, alas, 'cause I've been fooled in the past! Which is why—when I see him—I will often cry, "I'm a fool to want you..."

-Paul Whiting
(a.k.a., Poet, Artist and Philosopher)
"I am the poet who thinks that he knows it!"

My Philosophical Notes:

The reason that I wrote this poem can be summed up with the following statement: I wrote this poem based upon all of the songs from Linda Ronstadt's standard albums "What's New," "Lush Life," "For Sentimental Reasons" and "Hummin' To Myself," which include the words 'fool, foolish or fooled' in the song for April Fools' Day! Plus, the 'he/him' whom I am in love in the poem is allegorical. (Please see the hyperlinks below for the videos.)

By the way, this poem is one of three poems that I have written for Linda Ronstadt on my blogs. One poem is based upon her last album of standard songs titled, "Hummin' To Myself." The other poem is an homage to the compilation album titled, "'Round Midnight" from her first three albums of standard songs. Both of those poems are published on my "Small All White in the Forest" and "Paul Whiting — A Creative Writer" blogs (please see the hyperlink below for the blogs).

And this poem was also published on my "Small All White in the Forest" and "Paul Whiting — A Creative Writer" blogs (please see the hyperlink below for the blogs), since I feel that the message in this poem applies to the message I am trying to convey through "Small All White in the Forest and "Paul Whiting — A Creative Writer."

This poem was written in Portland, Oregon.

-Paulee

https://smallallwhiteintheforest.blogspot.com

https://paulwhitingwriting.blogspot.com

"What a fool am I" is a line from the song "I Get Along Without You Very Well," which is performed by Linda Ronstadt. Watch it on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/jnb6dXOSt0s

"I'm full of foolish song" is a line from the song "I've Never Been In Love Before," which is performed by Linda Ronstadt. Watch it on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/OjbOGvoA21w

"I was a fool to fall and get that way" is a line from the song "But Not For Me," which is performed by Linda Ronstadt. Watch it on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/o97x_LdLxw4

"Everyone says I'm a fool to be pinning the whole day through" is a line from the song "Mean To Me," which is performed by Linda Ronstadt. Watch it on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/O1jj37HpYkM

"He's a fool and don't I know it, but a fool can have his charms" is a line from the song "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered," which is performed by Linda Ronstadt. Watch it on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/YbGE8ft6lBY

"'Cause I've been fooled in the past" is a line from the song "I Fall In Love Too Easily," which is performed by Linda Ronstadt. Watch it on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/LmMh4_Ol71U

"I'm a fool to want you" is a line from the song "I'm A Fool To Want You," which is performed by Linda Ronstadt. Watch it on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/VuFryY8rzyw

This "Poet, Artist and Philosopher" Post No. 009 was edited on December 7th, 2022.

"Poetry is using the fewest words possible in order to describe all that is possible to describe." –Paul Whiting [June 1st, 2022]